Twisted grant a wish

[Oni]

Granted, but you have to eat it through a straw.

I wish for 72 virgins.

Originally Posted by Chris Granted, but I spit on it. I wish I was super mario.

Granted but Oni skipped you so your wish went out of whack and made you Waluigi

Originally Posted by Oni Granted, but you have to eat it through a straw. I wish for 72 virgins.

Granted but they're all World of Warcraft dudes

I wish for a longer winter