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<@Zero_Gravity> Oh Godzilla was hopin around
<@Zero_Gravity> Tokyo city like a big playground
<%nerdwerld> they both are nature freaks
<@Zero_Gravity> when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
<@Zero_Gravity> and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
<%nerdwerld> I have to remember the lyrics
<%nerdwerld> Godzilla got p'd and began to attack
<@Zero_Gravity> but didnt expect to get blocked by shaq
<%nerdwerld> who proceeded to open a can of shaq-fu
<@Zero_Gravity> when aaron carter came out of the blue
<%nerdwerld> and started beating up shaqeil o niel ( I don't know how to spell apparently)
<@Zero_Gravity> before they both got flattened by the batmobile
<%nerdwerld> but before he could make it back to the bat cave
<@Zero_Gravity> Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
<%nerdwerld> and took an AK47 from under his hat and went rat-tat-tat
<@Zero_Gravity> and took an AK-47 out frm his hat, blew Batman away with a rattatatat
<%nerdwerld> okay I was about to correct that
<@Zero_Gravity> but he ran out bullet and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day
<@Zero_Gravity> **bullets
<%nerdwerld> This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny, good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
<@Zero_Gravity> Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
<%nerdwerld> like scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime (sorry got strawberries)
<@Zero_Gravity> then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
<%nerdwerld> when Jackie Chan jumped on his back
<%nerdwerld> *and landed on his back
<@Zero_Gravity> And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
<%nerdwerld> when abraham lincoln came back with a machete, but suddenly he tripped as Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
<@Zero_Gravity> Then he saw Godzilal sneaking up from behind, then he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
<%nerdwerld> because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed, because Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
<@Zero_Gravity> then he jumped in air and did a somersault, while that Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime
<%nerdwerld> but they collided in the air and both got hit by a care bear stare
<@Zero_Gravity> this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see, and only one can survive, I wonder who it'll be, this is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
<%nerdwerld> angels sang out an immaculate chors, down from the heavens desceneded chuck norris who delievered a kick that could shatter bones that landed into the c***** of Indiana Jones
<%nerdwerld> ^I can't spell
<@Zero_Gravity> who fell over on the ground, writing in pain
<@Zero_Gravity> *writhing
<%nerdwerld> as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head between his thighs
<@Zero_Gravity> then Gandolf the grey
<%nerdwerld> and gandolf the white
<@Zero_Gravity> and monty python and the holy grail's black knight
<%nerdwerld> and bendito mussoluni and the blue mooni
<@Zero_Gravity> blue meanie
<%nerdwerld> ^ yeah that
<@Zero_Gravity> And Cowboy Curtis
<%nerdwerld> and jambi the geneie
<@Zero_Gravity> Robocop
<%nerdwerld> the Terminator
<@Zero_Gravity> Captain Kirk
<%nerdwerld> and Darth Vadar
<@Zero_Gravity> Lo-Pan
<%nerdwerld> Superman
<@Zero_Gravity> every single Power Ranger
<%nerdwerld> Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan
<@Zero_Gravity> Spock, The Rock
<%nerdwerld> and Hulk Hogan
<@Zero_Gravity> (you forgot Doc Ock)
<%nerdwerld> Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan, came out of nowhere lightning fast
<@Zero_Gravity> all came outta nowhere lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy @$$
<%nerdwerld> it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
<@Zero_Gravity> with civilians looking on in eternal awe
<%nerdwerld> the battle raged on for a century, many lives but eventually the champion stood, mr. rogers in a blood stain sweater