Twisted grant a wish

[jalose-chan]

Granted, but then before you get to work the building gets burned down

I wish I had some cookies

Granted but they were stolen from Molly

I wish I had a Gundam

Granted but you get Butler Gundam

I wish for some ketchup

[jalose-chan]

Okay but you have to drink it

I wish it daylight

Granted but you get to turned into a vampire

I wish I can Fly

[jalose-chan]

Granted but then you get shot out of the sky

I wish I could breathe under water

[Bonediddly]

Granted, you now have the lamest superpower ever.

I wish not to lose the game.

[jalose-chan]

Alright, but you come second to last

I wish that I had something to wish for

Granted but you may only wish for another wish

I wish it would thunder

Granted but you get struck by lightning.

I wish for spring time

[jalose-chan]

Alright but then you get sick

I wish I had something to do

Granted, but its all really boring manual labor.

I wish everything just goes according to plan

[Oni]

Granted, but you forget to plan the last bit of the plan.

I wish I could learn how to code faster.

Granted, but those extra pairs of hands get in the way an awful lot.

I wish it would stop flooding.

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but now you're in a drought and it will never rain again.

I wish for a pretty unicorn...don't judge me!

Granted but it turns out to be a horse with a traffic cone taped to it's head.

I wish I had more witty things to say.

granted but your words end you in jail o_o;;;;

I wish i knew where my phone charger was...

[XIamSogekingX]

Granted but you find that it is broken and they discontinued selling that charger.

I wish my Xbox 360 did not have the Red Ring of Death.

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I would get spring break NAOOOOO!!!!!!

[deadlymustach50]

Granted but it lasted on two seconds.

I wish i didn't have so much homework