Help Chibi-Katanashi Quit Smoking!

I hear if you quit smoking, you won't die as fast as you would otherwise.
In which case you have more time to listen to 91.8 and talk to me

You see...I have this raccoon here. Now, I know you are thinking "But Jubilee, what incentive would a raccoon have in a case like this?" Well, this is no ordinary raccoon! He can not only spit fire, but he also comes fully equipped with laser vision. As an added bonus, he has learned to sniff out land mines and dig them up unharmed! And he can be yours if you call now and put down the death sticks!

[Dophanes "D!" Raosuke]

*squirts him with a water bottle* I say sir, stop that act of indecency this instant, tis a horrible and atrocious addiction