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[16:53] <+Zero_Gravity> i couldn't watch texas chain saw massacre
[16:53] <+EternalScholar> Why?
[16:53] <+Zero_Gravity> i thought it was stupid
[16:53] == mitamaking [qwebirc@Rizon-B36016C3.dsl.cavtel.net] has quit []
[16:54] <+EternalScholar> My friend kept jumping through it
[16:54] <+withasigh> texas chain saw massacre was pants i thought
[16:54] <+Zero_Gravity> 3 of my friends went to see a movie... I can't recall what it was, it was a slasher flick
[16:54] <+Zero_Gravity> one of them, his name was Dave
[16:54] <+Zero_Gravity> my other two friends, NEVER went to the movies with him again
[16:54] <+EternalScholar> "Pants", sigh?
[16:55] <+EternalScholar> Why?
[16:55] <+Zero_Gravity> he kept covering his eyes going "don't go in there, don't go in ther.e.."
[16:55] <+EternalScholar> XD
[16:55] <+withasigh> Whats wrong with saying Pants?
[16:55] <+Zero_Gravity> i swear he's the last person you'd expect to be straight
[16:55] <+EternalScholar> I've never heard it used as a describing word...
[16:55] <+Zero_Gravity> and honestly I'm 99.99% sure he isn't
[16:55] <+Zero_Gravity> the movie was something to wear?
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> I GET IT
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> CAUSE HE WORE PEOPLE'S FACES
[16:56] * EternalScholar backhands Zero
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> >_O
[16:56] <+withasigh> haha well now you have XP
[16:56] <+EternalScholar> BAD PUN IS BAD!
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> oooo
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> wanna hear the godliest of puns?
[16:56] <+EternalScholar> Must be a brittish thing.
[16:56] <+EternalScholar> Sure, Zero.
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> i was watching a Lupin movie
[16:56] <+withasigh> must be
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> and there was a man who was after a treasure
[16:56] <+Zero_Gravity> he was a Count
[16:57] <+Zero_Gravity> Lupin directed him to a specific time on the face of a giant clock
[16:57] <+Zero_Gravity> the clock hands then started to close in on him and crushed the Count
[16:57] <+Zero_Gravity> so I blurted out
[16:58] <+Zero_Gravity> "Well, he didn't COUNT on that did he?
[16:58] <+EternalScholar> **
[16:58] <+Zero_Gravity> which was double funny because he's a count, and it was a clock"
[16:58] * withasigh shakes head
[16:58] <+EternalScholar> That's terrible...
[16:58] <+Zero_Gravity> that was awesome
[16:58] <+Zero_Gravity> STFU
[16:59] <+Zero_Gravity> i followed up with some others
[16:59] <+withasigh> it did make me chuckle a little Zero
[16:59] <+Zero_Gravity> "He sure got clocked out"
[16:59] <+Zero_Gravity> "What a CRUSHING defeat"
[16:59] <+EternalScholar> I snickered and just shook my head
[16:59] <+Zero_Gravity> "Someone should have given him a HAND"
[16:59] <+Zero_Gravity> yeah i'm done
[16:59] <+withasigh> you sure?
[17:00] * EternalScholar puts his bad pun bat away
[17:00] <+Zero_Gravity> I dunno
[17:00] <+Zero_Gravity> you guys didn't find it, PUNNY?
[17:00] <+Zero_Gravity> XD
[17:01] * Zero_Gravity puts on helmet
[17:01] * EternalScholar kicks Zero into orbit
[17:01] * Zero_Gravity flies into space
[17:01] <+Zero_Gravity> thats find, I need my SPACE
[17:01] <+Zero_Gravity> **fine
[17:02] <+withasigh> ok that one made me laugh
[17:02] <+EternalScholar> Go to Myspace then